Story 18 Stool and urine
PRABHUPĀDA: His name was Gopāla Banh.
Gopāla Banh.
And there was a king: Kṛṣṇacandra.
So, the kings would relax by joking words by the jokers.
That was [the] system formerly.
So Gopāla Banh was constructing a house.
So, the king advised another friend that:
“If you go to his new house and evacuate…”
Because the house is not yet opened, not yet established…
“Then I’ll give you one thousand rupees.”
So this man said, “Yes, I’ll go and do it.”
So he was… He came to Gopāla Banh’s house and began to say,
“Gopāla Banh, oh; I am called by nature!
Kindly show me where is your privy; I have to pass.”
So, he could understand that: “Why this man has come here to evacuate?”
Said, “Yes, yes; come in; come in; come in.”
So, he opened the new lavatory, and brought a big stick.
So he said, “Why you have brought the stick?”
“Yes; you can pass; you can pass stool, but if you urine one drop, I’ll kill you.”
So, “How it is possible?”
“If it is not possible, I cannot allow.”
So, the… These foolish scientific… “You can speak,
but if you use microphone, then I’ll kill you.”
Yes; the Gopāla Banh’s policy.
They will not say “not allow,” but in a different way.
Subtitles by Pratyatoṣa Dāsa, Causelessmercy.com