0 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,001 Story 18 Stool and urine 1 00:00:00,002 --> 00:00:03,772 PRABHUPĀDA: His name was Gopāla Banh. 2 00:00:03,773 --> 00:00:05,984 Gopāla Banh. 3 00:00:05,985 --> 00:00:11,419 And there was a king: Kṛṣṇacandra. 4 00:00:11,420 --> 00:00:19,541 So, the kings would relax by joking words by the jokers. 5 00:00:19,542 --> 00:00:23,463 That was [the] system formerly. 6 00:00:23,464 --> 00:00:28,848 So Gopāla Banh was constructing a house. 7 00:00:28,849 --> 00:00:33,639 So, the king advised another friend that: 8 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:41,380 “If you go to his new house and evacuate…” 9 00:00:41,381 --> 00:00:45,604 Because the house is not yet opened, not yet established… 10 00:00:45,605 --> 00:00:50,189 “Then I’ll give you one thousand rupees.” 11 00:00:50,190 --> 00:00:54,490 So this man said, “Yes, I’ll go and do it.” 12 00:00:54,491 --> 00:01:00,828 So he was… He came to Gopāla Banh’s house and began to say, 13 00:01:00,829 --> 00:01:03,459 “Gopāla Banh, oh; I am called by nature! 14 00:01:03,460 --> 00:01:08,355 Kindly show me where is your privy; I have to pass.” 15 00:01:08,356 --> 00:01:13,804 So, he could understand that: “Why this man has come here to evacuate?” 16 00:01:13,805 --> 00:01:17,112 Said, “Yes, yes; come in; come in; come in.” 17 00:01:17,113 --> 00:01:27,304 So, he opened the new lavatory, and brought a big stick. 18 00:01:27,305 --> 00:01:30,086 So he said, “Why you have brought the stick?” 19 00:01:30,087 --> 00:01:41,212 “Yes; you can pass; you can pass stool, but if you urine one drop, I’ll kill you.” 20 00:01:41,213 --> 00:01:42,989 So, “How it is possible?” 21 00:01:42,990 --> 00:01:45,783 “If it is not possible, I cannot allow.” 22 00:01:45,784 --> 00:01:51,269 So, the… These foolish scientific… “You can speak, 23 00:01:51,270 --> 00:01:59,917 but if you use microphone, then I’ll kill you.” 24 00:01:59,918 --> 00:02:04,417 Yes; the Gopāla Banh’s policy. 25 00:02:04,418 --> 00:02:20,097 They will not say “not allow,” but in a different way. 26 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:20,099 Subtitles by Pratyatoṣa Dāsa, Causelessmercy.com